About - Krunken Worlds

stuff you didn't ask for

ABOUT US

Krunken Worlds has been bubbling along since the dark ages of 2017, when Erika and Federico merged their minds into a single entity known as "Ser'onga".

After a brief internal conflict between their neurons for dominance over their newfound shared brain, which ended without any casualties (since it's hard to have less than two), they embarked on a journey to unite their stories, characters, settings, and general weirdness. This process continues unabated until the universe succumbs to the inevitable heat death.

A Mozzarella Meme Experience

Italy is famous for its food, art, landscapes and many other wonders. Did you know that Italy is also that magic aplace where everything can turn into god-sent meme trash? That's right. This country is a feast of people who yell for many different things and who go crazy even for the most trivial of matters, like for food, soccer, politics or briscola (a card game). We, who were born and rised in this chaotic tricolor, found a mission for ourselves-becoming Italian ambassadors. Not the world-wide ones who promote and protect beauty, but those who promote and protect wacky and funny stuff: the Mozzarella Culture Ambassadors. This is why our game is filled with Italian memes and trash, and since we didn't want to localize them, we've left them as they are and added a glossary at the end of the handbook. There you can find links and references to savor this part of our culture to your heart's contents. The age of Spaghetti is over. The time of Mozzarella has come.

Sectors

4/1

Planet

Years of cooking

Cats at work

MEET KRUNKEN WORLDS TEAM

GAME DESIGN

Erika Bortolotti

Ser'onga right hemisphere handles too many task, leading her to a perpetual state of creative migraine.

Federico Zaccagnini

Left hemisphere of Ser'onga, it spends his days fantasizing about the day it will take control of the entire brain.

PET THERAPY

Puddle

Princess Puddle of the Puddlins of Sector 27, the inspiring muse of our existences.

The Vivienne

The mayor of Purrfectonia of Sector 27, the opposition insinuates that she resembles a famous Austrian painter from Terra 4-20.

Merlino

Known as "the whiner", also known as Merlano, the most handsome and stupid purrfect in the Southern Sectors.

Johanna Joestar

The leopard gecko star of "Johanna's Bizzarre Adventures", Mayor Vivienne's favorite TV show.

Krunken Worlds was made possible thanks to the help and support of our

LOYAL GOBLINS

Artistically known as A.G. Leather Design, he's a sexy craftsman, costume designer, and set designer, has offered his knowledge of the worlds of RPG in exchange for a feet-photo.

Andrea Gatta advisory board

Why have just one Andrea when you can combine two to get MEGA-ANDREA? Just that poor Nucci was convinced to help us without any promise of "nasty stuff".

Andrea Nucci advisory board

A wise man once explained to us that if you want to make money, you need someone from Milan. So we choose our guild master Morgriffo as a success story.

Carlalberto Cataneo HIGh councilor

In addiction to being used as a measurement unit, he's also the brilliant mind who brought the Andilani to life and unwittingly made Krunken Worlds and expanding narrative universe.

Tiziano David EVIL GENIUS

Krunken Worlds player since 2020, he contributes to the cause by making sassy comments and forcing us to invent increasingly strange animals to adopt.

Nicola Torli CONCUBINUS

Even though he has hung up his axe, the deeds of Barbarianna still echo throughout the galaxy, and lovers from distant planet whisper "termostato" among themself in her honor.

Luca Bolometti CAREER BARBARIAN

If there's anyone who embodies the spirit of Krunken Worlds better than its creators, it's this guy right here. He also taught us to always have a character sheet ready, you never know.

Riccardo Savoldi THE MAGNIFICENT

A fervent devotee of the Supreme Seal, to the delight of her master, she has created a cult of characters bound by various psycopathies, behavioral problems, and all passionate about explosives.

Maria Elisa Buzi LOOSE CANNON

We think he started playing after seeing the amount of beer that flowed during the sessions. Then he discovered that he liked roleplaying and stuck around.

Emanuele Loviselli the strange one

Even though she doesn't bring the beer, Miriam is still the GM's favorite player, as she solves situations using her brain, not just violence.

Miriam Fisogni The GM'S FAVORITE

It can be strange when you have known someone since they were a child, watched them grow up, and find them in your gaming group, guzzling beer and swearing.

Alessio Bolometti THE PROMISED CHILD

They say that behind Sem's beautiful laughter lurks a Lovecraftian Outer God ready to devour your soul and dance on your bones. Don't make him angry.

Davide Semprini the hive mind

Most of the rulebook examples mocking math are dedicated to our dear friend Frank. If we had you as a teacher, maybe we would have at least gotten a passing grade.

Franco Alberti the math teacher

If you don't know something, chances are Chello will explain it to you, even if you didn't ask him. Don't thank him, he's doing it for you and to vent his hyperactivity.

Andrea Marchello THE HUMAN PURRFECT

Saint Lara from Castrezzato is usally depicted in a state of blissful suffering, as she tries to contain the hyperactivity of the man she has put up with for over 10 years.

Lara Baroni the normal one

The only person in the group who can genuinely say "I like elves" without sounding ambigous. Armed with an axe and staff, he wanders through the woods in search of himself.

Leonardo Mantini the readhead

Princess of the Kingdom of Deepravine, in the distant year 2010, bewitched the valiant knight Sir Ekius von Thunderousburp with her beauty, and he has followed her to the ends of the earth ever since. She has a beard.

Jan Argenio LADY JANNINA

An invaluable source of knowledge on board games, but especially on alcoholism. His devotion to the project has elevated him to the highest ranks of the faithful goblin playtesters.

Gabriele Cazzoletti IL GABBO